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[starguy]

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PETER QUILL, STAR LORD

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EXPIATION INBOX

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[maiestas]

I made cookies recently, and have a bunch left over. Would you like some to snack on before, or after our cave adventure, Peter? Alternatively, I can always bring some so we can snack on them in the cave and leave crumbs everywhere.

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[starguy]

both of these are awesome ideas!
i dunno if the crumb thing works like in the stories though so maybe a pre-cave snack?

for the record, i'll never say no to free food

[maiestas]

Let's do a pre-cave snack then! I'll bring some other stuff so that we're not super hungry while we're in there.

plus, we might run into that dragon so it'll need to eat something before it eats us.

[starguy]

sweet! i can bring chips, probably? sandwiches? nah, that'd be more than a snack

ooh! i can bring some water! gotta stay hydrated

already planning ahead, huh? i guess if i was a dragon i'd want something sweet before snacking on some people

[ he's kidding!!! hopefully ]

[maiestas]

Some sandwiches might be good to have on hand... I could bring a bag or something where we can keep our snacks in. You can't ever be too careful!

Water is good. I always forget to drink water, for some weird reason. and then I always wonder why I can drink so many bottles after I remember.

it's always good to plan ahead, i'm just not very good at it. I'm the type of gal that likes to go in head first, you know what I mean?

[starguy]

good call! never hurts to be prepared. and I totally get you, it kinda sucks that humans need so much water! there's species out there that can survive without food and stuff for days, but if we forget to pack a water bottle, that's it

oh yeah, i am a huge fan of wingin' it myself. had to learn a thing or two on planning once i started my own team, but that doesn't stop me from still getting the itch

[maiestas]

We should see if they have water bottles here... Or at least a canteen we can take with us so we don't die from dehydration. Wouldn't it be terrible if we just died from that and not some big, scary dragon that may or may not exist?

i mean, maybe we should plan it out something out. We're gonna be less likely to get into trouble that way. Right? Right?

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Nah.

[spidermenaces]

Help

[starguy]

Help?? What's wrong, kid?

[spidermenaces]

That weird Tinder application
Hit on Gwen as me

This is the worst

[starguy]

OOOOHHH!!!!!

Are you into her, dude? She's really smart, if you're interested you should totally go for it!

[spidermenaces]

WHAT dude no that's like insane
It's like
Weird
We're roommates and stuff

You know what
You are not helping

[starguy]

OH!!

[ He's cheering u on regardless, Peter. ]

Yeah, dude, that's totally fair!! Just 'cause you guys are friends doesn't mean you have to date her! Guys and girls can totally be friends.

What do you need? Does she think you're into her? Are things awkward? Cause I can help with that!

[spidermenaces]

IT'S SUPER AWKWARD

[starguy]

GOT IT, OK

OK, I had this kinda happen to me, dude
Not with Gamora, she'd tear me apart
It was back in my Ravagers days
But that doesn't matter

ANYWAY the best thing to do is to keep playing it cool
Invite her for some hangouts in places that you guys usually hang out in
Or places with lots of people, NOTHING ROMANTIC
Just the usual hangs
It sucks but it'll wear off after a while

[spidermenaces]

THERE'S NOTHIGN ROMANTIC IN OUR LIVES PETER
ITS SCIENCE AND MONSTER FIGHTING

Ok it will wear off Okok ok

[starguy]

dude both of those can be romantic
some girls are into that

but yeah!! just play it cool and try not to make it weird
things'll go back to normal in no time

[spidermenaces]

I'm doomed

[starguy]

noooooo you're gonna be fine, kid

I know it feels like scut but you'll make it, dude
plus you guys are friends
if the friendship matters to both of you then you'll both wanna stick with it

[spidermenaces]

I mean
Yeah
Of course

She's uh
I mean she told you
She's Spider-woman
It's a very specific life you know
I think it's more important than this STUPID APP to stick together

Still super weird

[starguy]

yeah, you guys have so much in common!!
nobody else can get what you guys have been through
you've gotta have each other's backs, no matter what kind of dumb stuff happens
that's what real friendship is all about l

one day you'll look back at this and laugh

[ Speaking from experience? ]

[spidermenaces]

Yeah
Sorta kinda
She doesn't have the same stuff as me
She has her uh own Peter Parker
Kinda like I have my Quill

Yeah
Ugh
How do I delete this

[starguy]

ooooh yeah that makes sense
like how I'm not dating my Gamora because that would be weird

that's the trouble with network stuff, man
once it's out there, it's out there

[spidermenaces]

I mean
You are just not you you

Well
I'll keep you posted
But keep your window open just in case

[starguy]

of course I'm me! who else would I be haha

hey if you ever need a place to crash, i'm here for you kid
door's always open
we can make mac and cheese and talk dating trouble whenever you want