Lmao dating trouble Sounds like you'd have that much more than me I had a homecoming date last year and she turned out to be the daughter of a super villain
you don't even know, little dude I mean I don't tend to do relationships, honestly but I've broken more than a few hearts cause of that... haha
DUDE that I mean that's kind of funny sorry my friend, Gamora, she's like the adopted daughter of Thanos, you know that, right? just made me laugh cause you said the other me was dating her like what are the chances, huh?
but I'll do my best!! I'm on my best behavior since I got here, I don't wanna get another one of these weird papers just errands and beer and trying to find stuff to do ooh!! and the flyer for STEM club I'm working on that, promise
NO it suuuucked I had to get him arrested And before that when he opened the door when I picked her up Extremely uncomfortable Being driven to homecoming by a super villain with a secret lair
Dude you GOTTA start calling it Earth Terra is Spanish, kinda Tierra But I think we do I didn't go out looking But if we don't We can maybe try to build one Oh God a lot of projects Hey does that visor of yours have functions
Terra is what everybody in space calls it, dude! I haven't been on earth for like. twenty years?? feels weird calling it earth! like what's that even it's just dirt like either way, why did everybody name our planet after dirt it's so weird man
but hell yeah it does my visor can scan stuff like it has its own built in database normally i'd connect it to connect it to a network to get tips on scut but there's no database here obviously so i'm kinda just building my own off of what i can see but once i scan something once it'll call it out every time so like if you need help looking for anything or whatever, i'm good at that
I mean Still Though I totally agree but earth is much cooler of a name than DIRT No but I'm with you but you know it's like calling me a Queenian instead of New Yorker Feels weird man
Oh cool yeah mine xrays But that's awesome I need that Can you find a thing for me
I was a fresh out of Chitauri prison and had joined the Ravager Space Pirates so I was uh Really weird trust me
not surprised dude, he reminds me of my buddy Drax he's not actually that serious, he just talks like that so I bet Spock is like that too sometimes alien languages translate funny or cultures are just not the same you know?
nah he just uses them for his army Chitauri really like fighting so I guess they make good soldiers he's like... a Titan, I think?
oh no, you're right he's suuuper tough Katathians are like that depends on the blast, but it takes a lot to kill Drax supposedly he fought Thanos and won
probably something in their culture if I had to guess survival of the fittest or some scut, who knows titans aren't really common I think Thanos probably destroyed his home planet honestly he has this huge crush on like, Death, so he wants to kill people to get her attention it's really weird, dude
yeah, my Drax thinks he might still be alive out there supposedly they fought on this planetoid and like knocked each other out then when he woke up, Thanos was gone and everyone was saying he was dead I mean no one's seen him for like 12 years so maybe he finally got that date with Death he wanted so bad
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hey if you ever need a place to crash, i'm here for you kid
door's always open
we can make mac and cheese and talk dating trouble whenever you want
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Sounds like you'd have that much more than me
I had a homecoming date last year and she turned out to be the daughter of a super villain
I have projects to work on
You though dont get yousrelf in trouble
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I mean I don't tend to do relationships, honestly
but I've broken more than a few hearts cause of that... haha
DUDE that
I mean
that's kind of funny
sorry
my friend, Gamora, she's like the adopted daughter of Thanos, you know that, right?
just made me laugh cause you said the other me was dating her
like what are the chances, huh?
but I'll do my best!!
I'm on my best behavior since I got here, I don't wanna get another one of these weird papers
just errands and beer and trying to find stuff to do
ooh!! and the flyer for STEM club
I'm working on that, promise
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I mean it kinda must be nice
NO it suuuucked I had to get him arrested
And before that when he opened the door when I picked her up
Extremely uncomfortable
Being driven to homecoming by a super villain with a secret lair
But uh
He
Uh
Yeah right what are the chances
(maybe not telling him gamora mcdies.)
Right show me what you got
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like a little hilarious but also really really painful
glad you made it out, kiddo
uhhh it's not done yet. you gotta give me a little more time!!
I haven't found all the right construction paper
it's gotta have COLOR you know
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She moved
It's uh fine
FINE but I'm getting curious
You know you gotta make a bunch right
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sucks, dude
yeah I'm gonna make one and make copies, duh
you guys have like
copy machines here right?
even back on terra we had those things
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Terra is Spanish, kinda
Tierra
But I think we do
I didn't go out looking
But if we don't
We can maybe try to build one
Oh God a lot of projects
Hey does that visor of yours have functions
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I haven't been on earth for like. twenty years??
feels weird calling it earth! like what's that even
it's just dirt
like either way, why did everybody name our planet after dirt
it's so weird man
but hell yeah it does
my visor can scan stuff
like it has its own built in database
normally i'd connect it to connect it to a network to get tips on scut but there's no database here obviously
so i'm kinda just building my own off of what i can see
but once i scan something once it'll call it out every time
so like if you need help looking for anything or whatever, i'm good at that
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Still
Though I totally agree but earth is much cooler of a name than DIRT
No but I'm with you but you know it's like calling me a Queenian instead of New Yorker
Feels weird man
Oh cool yeah mine xrays
But that's awesome
I need that
Can you find a thing for me
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I like Terra better anyway but I GUESS I can do Earth
it just sounds so... weird
xrays?? dude
that's a huge power
don't use it for any pervy stuff though
you better not be!!!
but what do you need man?
I'm down to look, don't got a lot else going on haha
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Of course I wouldnt
What the hell man
And I'll send you a list
It's for the webs
I forgot my span.... oops
you'd be surprised how many movies were into that stuff when I was little
messed up if you ask me
sweet! I'll keep an eye out
anything too rare or harder to get than the rest?
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I'm not like that!!!!
Remember I live with a girl she'd have killed me if I were remotely like that
Dude thatd be awesome
Find a guy his name is Mr. Spock he has a list of the elements in this place if I remember right
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keep it that way, man
girls make great roommates just don't be weird ok
Mr. Spock???????
dude I'm so there
he's like the cool alien dude right
with the awesome sense of humor
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Oh so you met him!
He has a weird sense of humor :)
I like him
And Mr. Jim too I like both
Talk to Mr Spock about the element thing he knows everything there is to know
(somewhere, jim is grimacing over being called mister jim.)
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all teenagers are
kinda we talked on that dating post
I mean it wasn't a dating post I guess but he mentioned he was an alien and I think aliens are pretty cool
I'll ask him then!!
they seem like cool dudes
see, space people are cool
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Oh yeah it was a weird post
Mr. Spock is very serious in person
They are pretty cool though
You'll feel at home I think
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Really weird trust me
not surprised dude, he reminds me of my buddy Drax
he's not actually that serious, he just talks like that
so I bet Spock is like that too
sometimes alien languages translate funny
or cultures are just not the same you know?
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That's crazy
Why is it always the Chitauri
They are not getting a good rep right now man
Oh I met Drax
He and Mantis say they "kick names, take ass"
So that explains it
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damn
right! he'd do that kinda thing
he doesn't get human idioms
or any idiom really
he's working on it though
he always tries
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Is Thanos Chiutari
Because that's who he was working with
Ooooh that explains it
Also he thinks he could take a blast right to the face in my universe
Mantis did not agree
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Chitauri really like fighting so I guess they make good soldiers
he's like... a Titan, I think?
oh no, you're right
he's suuuper tough
Katathians are like that
depends on the blast, but it takes a lot to kill Drax
supposedly he fought Thanos and won
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Like why are they like this Quill
Also what is a Titan
Uh
Yeah not mine
He was flying around in the battle
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survival of the fittest or some scut, who knows
titans aren't really common I think Thanos probably destroyed his home planet honestly
he has this huge crush on like, Death, so he wants to kill people to get her attention
it's really weird, dude
yeah, my Drax thinks he might still be alive out there
supposedly they fought on this planetoid and like knocked each other out
then when he woke up, Thanos was gone and everyone was saying he was dead
I mean no one's seen him for like 12 years so maybe he finally got that date with Death he wanted so bad
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